do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.